- 50 points* - Being a med student (any one who gets into med school is a nerd. now, there is every kind of nerd, from the "cool-preppy-stylish" nerds all the way down to the classic "glasses-pushing, unrolled-sock wearing, complete fashion mess" nerds.... but if you made it here you get loser points solely for being a big enough nerd to get into med school)
- 10 points - Studying.... A LOT!
- 5 points - Studying at school until 12:30 am and planning on staying longer if it weren't for the fact that your friend just told you they lock the parking structure at 12:30
- -2 points - Quickly packing up all your study stuff and running to the parking lot in order to not get locked in (negative because you would get more loser points if you opted staying the night at school because your car got locked in)
- 10 points- Getting your car locked in the parking structure
- 5 points- Having to call the campus cops (who are also city cops.... got to love the D)
- 5 points - Cop unlocking the door to the structure and then opening the gate to let you and your car out
- 5 points - Almost getting locked out of the apartment because your key decides to hate you (luckily for you, your roommates key does not hate her)
If you total up the night..... we have a grand total of: 89 loser points!
"Way to go... you are definitely a loser, even if you may try to hide it (and achieve said hiding at least a little bit)"
* point are completely arbitrary, meaning absolutely nothing.... yes, this idea should count as more loser points.
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