Last week, a news item out of Lansing appeared in the British tabloid, The Sun.
It read: "Potty police lieutenant Bruce Ferguson has stockpiled chain saws so his men can lop off the heads of zombies if they invade Lansing, Michigan, US."
"Potty," to the Brits, means something along the lines of "nutty."A similar piece ran in the New York Post.
"Whether you're in Britain, the Czech Republic or in New Jersey, the threat of the undead is always lying just below the surface - especially in Jersey. I'm glad we were able to alert local residents and others to Lansing's pro-active stance."
The story was aired as actual news on radio stations in New Jersey and North Carolina and in other states as well.
In fact, a quick Google search or two will turn up versions of that story written in German, French, Danish, Greek, Romanian, Hungarian, Czech, Latvian and Icelandic.
Seriously people, you thought that the zombie article was a serious piece of hard-hitting news? Newsflash, you all need help.
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